I am a coconut

I LOVE TAYLOR OMG

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:44:49 +0100

I LOVE TAYLOR OMG

Ian tweeted Justin to look after his monkey lol.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:43:37 +0100

Ian tweeted Justin to look after his monkey lol.

knockturrn: rudeandgingerdoctor: 221cbakerstreet: chickensbutt...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:29:21 +0100

knockturrn:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

chickensbuttegg:

Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly in 2001, 2005 and 2009.

I appreciate you never growing up

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:27:35 +0100

monetizeyourcat: vlogbloopers: wow get a job are you talking...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:26:59 +0100

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:14:16 +0100

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:12:32 +0100

ablogorsomething: the-masked-writer: yeahyareads: justgetalong...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:11:50 +0100

ablogorsomething:

the-masked-writer:

yeahyareads:

justgetalongbitches:

Typewriter Keyboard?

WANT!

OMG, this is actually beautiful…

if it makes those delightful clicking noises I’m sold

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:11:04 +0100

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:09:47 +0100

doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:09:18 +0100

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:29:04 +0100

budotty:

robotbekah:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.

Remember when in S2 Kevin Williamson said that he would never kill Bonnie off for good because he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:27:23 +0100

Remember when in S2 Kevin Williamson said that he would never kill Bonnie off for good because he knows people would flip out and because she’s an important character?

Remember when Julie Plec actually killed her off?

mandlalanga: now i really know the reason that the One...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:53:04 +0100

mandlalanga:

now i really know the reason that the One Direction’s album was called Take Me Home…

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:42:53 +0100

erotica-noir: Yesterday, after her tour stop through Dublin,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:41:22 +0100

erotica-noir:

Yesterday, after her tour stop through Dublin, Beyonce spent 875 pounds (about $1300) on a chicken feast from Nando’s for her and her crew and dancers. Nice!

pleaseimbeyonce: sonicpinballparty: pleaseimbeyonce: i...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:24:27 +0100

pleaseimbeyonce:

sonicpinballparty:

pleaseimbeyonce:

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell

are those US dollars jesus christ

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell

so no divide that by 7.8

stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:10:02 +0100

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:07:50 +0100

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:07:12 +0100