I am a coconut

mandlalanga:

now i really know the reason that the One Direction’s album was called Take Me Home…

mandlalanga:

now i really know the reason that the One Direction’s album was called Take Me Home…



erotica-noir:

Yesterday, after her tour stop through Dublin, Beyonce spent 875 pounds (about $1300) on a chicken feast from Nando’s for her and her crew and dancers.   Nice!

erotica-noir:

Yesterday, after her tour stop through Dublin, Beyonce spent 875 pounds (about $1300) on a chicken feast from Nando’s for her and her crew and dancers.   Nice!


pleaseimbeyonce:

sonicpinballparty:

pleaseimbeyonce:

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell

are those US dollars jesus christ

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell 
so no divide that by 7.8

pleaseimbeyonce:

sonicpinballparty:

pleaseimbeyonce:

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell

are those US dollars jesus christ

i guarantee you no mcdonalds in the world has weirder shit than hong kong mcdonalds what the hell 

so no divide that by 7.8


stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth


whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.



defendrockandroll:

maarkhoppus:


OH MY GOD


THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD

defendrockandroll:

maarkhoppus:

OH MY GOD

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD